Anna Kournikova got married? Again?!?

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Being Anna Kournikova must suck. Well not entirely, I mean you do get the money for being Anna Kournikova and you would be blessed with good looks and goldilocks.  And seriously what higher purpose in life is there than having endorsements, modeling, being goodlooking and playing some nice tennis on the side? Oh yah then there is boyfriend / husband / fiancee  and whatever else Enrique Iglesias has been called.

Imagine my surprise while I was scouring for Anna Kournikova news only to find an article that says that Anna Kournikova got married to Enrique Iglesias.

The thought process was something like this:

“Wait? What? Didn’t the two of them got married six years ago, got divorced twice, back together three times and have 8 babies, which by the way aren’t necessarily Anna’s since Enrique ***** anything that moves?”

But apparently Enrique said it  out loud on stage during one of his performances.

But again it must suck to be Anna Kournikova. Always with the gossips, always the  weirdos trying get into your personal life and always the fans who take it too far. Ho, wait…did I just describe myself? Hmm…well who else would scour the internet looking for Anna Kournikova in the middle of the night? Nevermind…enjoy the pics and if you can handle it listen to how Enrique Iglesias calls a random Anna his wife on stage.

Photos by © Chris Rogers and his Miami Tennis Photos.



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Comments

  1. -- says:

    Do you mind using spellcheck once in a while? Or try taking off that all-knowing tone. Because you obviously can’t get over yourself. So unless you’re a world famous pop superstar or a beautiful former tennis player, I suggest you stop insulting people and thinking you’re right. They are perfect together, and who can blame you? You must have the disease also known as jealousy! There’s a cure…it’s SHUTTING UP.

  2. +++++++++ says:

    OOOPS somebody thinks people can be jealous of these 2 crazies its those big old fat enrique fans or maybe its anna kournikova replying!

  3. I tried to run a spellcheck on your comment but it somehow crashed…

  4. Haha funny article. I think the first comment author didn’t realize it was meant to be ironic.

    Gotta admit though.. not sure those ’8 babies’ would be because of Enrique sleeping with every woman he finds or Anna sleeping with half the Russian players in the NHL though :)

    Which makes me kinda sad that I didn’t make it to the NHL.. and that I’m not russian (but hey.. I’d be willing to learn russian!!) :(

  5. cringe city says:

    Hearing enrique iglesias sing can give you a major migraine! the minute his song comes on the radio i shut it off. He also is the most unappealing man i have ever seen Hes dirty looking and needs a good stylist to clean him up cant stand the guy!

  6. Nikhil says:

    you truly dont have any any heart u r a truly a bitch u got it

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